Tiny treasures from a pocket-sized magical workshop
Mugs, tees, keychains, gauges, gifts, merch - and basically anything you can dream up. Made one at a time by John, with extra love and a little bit of sparkle.
Yes, we can probably make that ✨
Shop by collection 🌈
Straight from the workshop, sorted by kind.
Clothing
Tees, hoodies, and wearable designs made for fandom fits, inside jokes, and cozy merch drops.
Customs
Dream up something totally your own. John will handcraft it just for you.
Magnetic Bottle Openers
Tiny fridge treasures and magnetic bottle openers for bars, kitchens, gifts, and party favors.
Stickers + Buttons
Bright, fun, sticky add-ons and pins for laptops, backpacks, events, and custom bundles.
Custom Creations
Don't see it in the shop? Dream it up and John will handcraft it just for you. Mugs, tees, keychains, gauges, gifts - if you can imagine it, we can probably make it.
How the magic happens 🪄
Tell us your idea
Pick from the shop or describe your dream - we love weird, niche, and oddly specific.
John makes it with love
Each piece is crafted one at a time in our tiny magical workshop.
Arrives at your door
Carefully packed and shipped your way. Cue the squeal of joy.
Need merch for your team, event, or brand?
From employee welcome kits to conference swag - we do bulk orders with volume pricing, co-branding, and white-glove packing.
Explore business ordersGot an idea? We can probably make it.
From a single custom mug to a full merch drop - tell us what you're dreaming up.
Start a custom order ✨