Custom-made-with-love
Tiny treasures from a pocket-sized magical workshop
Mugs, tees, keychains, gauges, gifts, merch - and basically anything you can dream up. Made one at a time by John, with extra love and a little bit of sparkle.
Handmade
One-of-a-kind
Ships worldwide
Yes, we can probably make that ✨
made with 💛
Pick your potion 🧪
Fresh from the workshop
Newest custom goods, ready to come home with you.
How the magic happens 🪄
Tell us your idea
Pick from the shop or describe your dream - we love weird, niche, and oddly specific.
John makes it with love
Each piece is crafted one at a time in our tiny magical workshop.
Arrives at your door
Carefully packed and shipped your way. Cue the squeal of joy.
Business & Bulk Orders
Need merch for your team, event, or brand?
From employee welcome kits to conference swag - we do bulk orders with volume pricing, co-branding, and white-glove packing.
Explore business orders📦👕☕
Got an idea? We can probably make it.
From a single custom mug to a full merch drop - tell us what you're dreaming up.
Start a custom order ✨